Be Our Guest | A Guide to Couchsurfing
Unfortunately, “you’re welcome to stay here,” is one of those phrases thrown out by anyone and everyone much the same way a passerby utters, “How are you?” or “Guzentite.” Ninety percent of the time, they don’t really mean it.
I got called to Los Angeles last minute over a holiday weekend and my so-called friends and relatives scattered like roaches. There was not a vacant room or couch to be found, and I had to suck it up and stay at a crappy motel…. for nearly $200 a night! “You’re welcome to stay here,” really meant “we want to be gracious but please don’t ever ask.” WTF? Was I an awful guest? I felt like I made all the right moves – cleaned up after myself, took my hosts to dinner, brought a welcome gift, stripped the bed- but maybe I was missing something.
I took to the street and asked the masses if they could offer any advice to their guests what would it be? Some flat out said, “Stay at a hotel.” Real helpful, Guys. More productively, here’s a list compiled from gracious homeowners on how to be the best guest possible.
1) Ask For House Rules Up FrontWhen your friend says (and means) that they would love to have you, not only thank them but ask for their expectations, so there’s no weirdness once you arrive. This allows your host to lay down some boundaries of what you can do and when. They can make their expectations clear, and you can choose if that works for you before you ever cross the threshold. Shoes off when you enter? Quiet after 9 p.m.? No surprise guests? No drinking? Is it ok to walk around in your PJs? Understand and honor those expectations.
3) Be TidyYou’re not staying in a hotel where the maids enter every day to fold towels and vacuum. Put on a neat freak hat during your stay even if you are the ultimate slob. Keep your “stuff” contained in its duffel, fold your own towels and make your bed. If you cook or use the dishes, clean them and put them away. Your goal is to make the place look like you aren’t there. “A good guest will ask if you need anything or if they can help in any way,” said Park City, Utah, host Deb Dekoff. “We allow them to help out. It makes for a nice stay for everyone.”
Also, help with cleaning up after meals, strip the beds when you leave and bring your own towel.
5) Figure Out Your Own TransportationYou should budget for a rental car or Uber if you're not near public transportation. Ask for the best place to park if you have your own car and respect the answer. Do not park on the driveway means don’t park on the driveway.
7) KidsYour friends are not your babysitters. If you want a night out without those chillens, hire a sitter. Even better, if your friends have kids, you be the sitter and give them a night out.
8) Be EntertainingVisiting friends should be a lively time of bonding. Don’t hide in your room and avoid those moments whether they involve cocktails and board games or watching a movie.
9) Don’t Outstay Your WelcomeLet your hosts know exactly how many days you intend to stay. No matter how awkward it might be to ask for a place for a week, it’s even worse if you say, “I just need something for a couple of nights, ” and you’re still there on night three. Your hosts have things to do, places to be and possibly other guests to host. They need to make plans and not worry the whole time about when you are leaving. Get out of their hair when you say you will. Don’t ask for extra days once you’re there. If they offer great but most hosts don’t want to be rude so they will say ok if you ask. You just won’t be welcome again.
If you find yourself in my position where you think you are an amazing guest and your friends just don’t see it there is an alternative. Couchsurfing.net is a network of vagabonds and boondockers who are looking to pay it forward. They spent years roaming the globe and crashing on couches and they want to repay the favors. It’s free and it beats AirBnB if you don’t mind living with strangers for a beat. Just remember to mind your Ps and Qs. If all goes well you will have new friends to host you the next time around.
10) Bring a Token of AppreciationDoes your friend have a thing for whiskey? Coffee? Chocolate? Surprise them with a welcome gift or send them a thank you treat after your visit. “I had one guest get me an orchid-of-the-month for three months. I loved it as I don't have plants,” said Tammy Manassa. “Repeat guests don't buy me gifts but take us to dinners but I don't expect it so it's fine with me if they don’t buy anything. It's not about this. It's about sharing our home with people we care and want to be with.” Still, a little gift, maybe some “real beer” if you’re coming to Utah, goes a long way when trying to keep the door open for future visits.
Creative Thank You Gift IdeasThe best gifts are the thoughtful ones that show you “get” your hosts. A friend lets me stay at her house while she was out of town but there wasn’t a single guest pillow in the place. I bought two and left them for her. Another time I noticed all of my friends’ coffee mugs were chipped and mismatched. I set them a nice set of four mugs when I got home.
Coffee-If you’re a coffee drinker not only should you bring your own but bring an extra bag of your local java to gift. Here, there’s Park City Coffee Roaster but if you are anywhere near Hood River, Ore., or Jackson Hole, Wyo., you better bring a bag of Stoked Roasters or JH Coffee Roasters.
Slippers-One gift people love but seldom buy for themselves are house slippers. Acorn makes some of the best; you will earn accolades when presenting the fun, cozy, classic slouch boot. It’s the perfect winter gesture when you’re sitting around the fire toasting to good times. BTW, you don’t have to be right on the money with sizes but try to find out beforehand rather than guessing.
Jill Adler is a professional writer and editor based out of Park City, Utah. Her love for adventure frequently steers her off the beaten path whether it's driving unfamiliar vehicles or immersing herself in local cultures and events. This professional skier, actor, mom, is presently owned by her Australian shepherd Takoda and forced to stay on the move to keep feet and paws happy. You can read her blog at SkiPlayLive.com and check her YouTube Chanel out – Ski. Play. Live. TV